The Red Line Of A Beginning Adam

kertzz: godamn… hahaha I’d flip, man, I’d flip...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 08:43:31 +0800

kertzz:

godamn… hahaha

I’d flip, man, I’d flip :)))))

That’s one hell scary of a grin… :|

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 10:03:52 +0800

That’s one hell scary of a grin… :|

lesmismovie: Anne Hathaway | I Dreamed A Dream | Les...

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 14:57:10 +0800

lesmismovie:

Anne Hathaway | I Dreamed A Dream | Les Miserables

Please do not link this outside of Tumblr.

Eh pano yan? Audio pa lang umiiyak na ako… Pa’no na lang kung pinapanood ko na… :|

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Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:16:11 +0800

:(

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:23:17 +0800

I want to touch your face. O___O

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:13:16 +0800

I want to touch your face. O___O

keepmywhiskeyneat: that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species....

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:09:13 +0800

keepmywhiskeyneat:

that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity

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Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:55:09 +0800

Yeah, right. :)))))))

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:20:01 +0800

Yeah, right. :)))))))

Me: Look oh, nakaka-amaze na nakakadisturb. Skin ng tao....

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:11:12 +0800

Me: Look oh, nakaka-amaze na nakakadisturb. Skin ng tao. Tinanggal yung skin para ma-preserve yung tattoo.
Colleague: Ummmm, buhay pa yung tao?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IKAW NA ANG BALATAN NG BUHAY!!! :)))))))

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Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:52:09 +0800

:((((((((((((((((((

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:05:55 +0800

:((((((((((((((((((

$36.50. Fair enough.

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 09:03:34 +0800

$36.50. Fair enough.

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Tue, 27 Nov 2012 09:00:17 +0800

I was laughing to this so hard I even told my mom about it. I...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:57:33 +0800

I was laughing to this so hard I even told my mom about it. I like this show.

Same. If would be likely. Same.

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:54:28 +0800

Same. If would be likely. Same.

scene right now :(

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:03:25 +0800

scene right now :(

:))))))))))))))))

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 11:13:39 +0800

:))))))))))))))))

OH SSSHHHHH——

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:29:01 +0800

OH SSSHHHHH——

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 16:49:26 +0800

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.